Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Four (2015) directed by Josh Trank, an epic mistake of a movie in every way, is the kind of cultural atrocity that should be covered up and forgotten forever. If this movie were a person I’d take it to a cornfield in the middle of nowhere and beat it to death with a baseball bat.  Since that isn’t an option this review is the metaphorical equivalent. […]

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Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

EXPERIMENTING – Most addicts don’t set out to become physically and psychologically dependent on Kung Fu. A full blown Kung Fu addiction often starts with an innocent desire to experience something new: a comedy with a little Kung Fu thrown in for a lark. Make no mistake, these films are dangerous. The most common gateway films may not be traditional Kung Fu flicks, but they will […]

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Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Here we go again, I’m so fucking sick of comic book movies. Everyone is ejaculating in their pants over civil war.  Everyone who’s seen it so far is saying its ammmmmaaaaazzzzziiiinggg. Fuck all of you! I am not falling for this shit again. Isn’t this the same thing we’ve seen time and time again with superhero movies? Every year I hear someone say THIS IS […]

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9 Things That Piss Us Off About Movies

9 Things That Piss Us Off About Movies

In episode 40 of the podcast we hated on Sci-Fi movies and like always, we’re not done! We have so much more hate to dish out, but we are spreading it out. Busting shots over all the wack-ass shit that goes down in movies on a regular basis regardless of genre. Enjoy bitches! More Enemies = Easier Fight I’m super tired of this shit. Ok so the […]

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