Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Four (2015) directed by Josh Trank, an epic mistake of a movie in every way, is the kind of cultural atrocity that should be covered up and forgotten forever. If this movie were a person I’d take it to a cornfield in the middle of nowhere and beat it to death with a baseball bat.  Since that isn’t an option this review is the metaphorical equivalent. […]

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Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

EXPERIMENTING – Most addicts don’t set out to become physically and psychologically dependent on Kung Fu. A full blown Kung Fu addiction often starts with an innocent desire to experience something new: a comedy with a little Kung Fu thrown in for a lark. Make no mistake, these films are dangerous. The most common gateway films may not be traditional Kung Fu flicks, but they will […]

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Batman v Superman is Not The Movie We Need, But It is The Movie We Deserve!

Batman v Superman is Not The Movie We Need, But It is The Movie We Deserve!

I listen to a lot of movie related podcasts in addition to the extraordinary Butternut Deluxe pod. We Hate Movies is another top notch show that talks movies. Last week they did an emergency podcast shitting all over Batman v Superman: Dawn of oh dear god don’t let there be a sequel but of course there will be. In fact all the fan boy hate overwhelmed the Internet so […]

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