Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Four (2015) directed by Josh Trank, an epic mistake of a movie in every way, is the kind of cultural atrocity that should be covered up and forgotten forever. If this movie were a person I’d take it to a cornfield in the middle of nowhere and beat it to death with a baseball bat.  Since that isn’t an option this review is the metaphorical equivalent. […]

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Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Here we go again, I’m so fucking sick of comic book movies. Everyone is ejaculating in their pants over civil war.  Everyone who’s seen it so far is saying its ammmmmaaaaazzzzziiiinggg. Fuck all of you! I am not falling for this shit again. Isn’t this the same thing we’ve seen time and time again with superhero movies? Every year I hear someone say THIS IS […]

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