Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Fuck Up

Fantastic Four (2015) directed by Josh Trank, an epic mistake of a movie in every way, is the kind of cultural atrocity that should be covered up and forgotten forever. If this movie were a person I’d take it to a cornfield in the middle of nowhere and beat it to death with a baseball bat.  Since that isn’t an option this review is the metaphorical equivalent. […]

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Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

Chasing the Dragon: The Path to Becoming a Kung Fu Junky

EXPERIMENTING – Most addicts don’t set out to become physically and psychologically dependent on Kung Fu. A full blown Kung Fu addiction often starts with an innocent desire to experience something new: a comedy with a little Kung Fu thrown in for a lark. Make no mistake, these films are dangerous. The most common gateway films may not be traditional Kung Fu flicks, but they will […]

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Tangerine

Tangerine

Tangerine directed by Sean Baker might be the most interesting movie of 2015. It was filmed on an iPhone 5s, an amazing feat in and of itself, but what puts Tangerine over the top in terms of film festival nods and Oscar buzz is that it stars two transgendered, first time actresses (Mya Taylor, Kiki Rodriguez ), and it was shot in real locations guerilla style on the streets of […]

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Ro-ho-ho-adhouse

Ro-ho-ho-adhouse

There are some great Christmas movies out there. Bad Santa and Die Hard are favorites of us over at Butternut Deluxe. However, the nature of movies centered around a holiday is that there are only so many, and while I am completely for re-watching Die Hard as much as possible, the holiday season is long and comes every year. We need a few more Christmas classics to add a little variety […]

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Batman v Superman is Not The Movie We Need, But It is The Movie We Deserve!

Batman v Superman is Not The Movie We Need, But It is The Movie We Deserve!

I listen to a lot of movie related podcasts in addition to the extraordinary Butternut Deluxe pod. We Hate Movies is another top notch show that talks movies. Last week they did an emergency podcast shitting all over Batman v Superman: Dawn of oh dear god don’t let there be a sequel but of course there will be. In fact all the fan boy hate overwhelmed the Internet so […]

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Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Captain America: Civil War – Pre Review

Here we go again, I’m so fucking sick of comic book movies. Everyone is ejaculating in their pants over civil war.  Everyone who’s seen it so far is saying its ammmmmaaaaazzzzziiiinggg. Fuck all of you! I am not falling for this shit again. Isn’t this the same thing we’ve seen time and time again with superhero movies? Every year I hear someone say THIS IS […]

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